Bob forgot his anniversary Wednesday.
His wife was mad. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!!" The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box.... gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it up and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday~~~~~~!!! |
I was taking a drink and almost spit it all over my screen! That was a good one! Thanks Ditter
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Good one!
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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Thanks Ditter.
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Thanks Ditter - you always make me laugh!
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