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Momsmurf 04-05-2011 08:41 PM

Back of The Store
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The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I
intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed
to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry,
so I complained to the butcher.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have
them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over
the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who was looking

Painiacs 04-05-2011 08:51 PM

Lol!

Liz aka Helen 04-05-2011 09:30 PM


Originally Posted by Momsmurf
Back of The Store
==================

The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I
intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed
to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry,
so I complained to the butcher.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have
them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over
the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who was looking

where's the rest of it? Whats the punch line?

Momsmurf 04-05-2011 09:57 PM


Originally Posted by Liz aka Helen

Originally Posted by Momsmurf
Back of The Store
==================

The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I
intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed
to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry,
so I complained to the butcher.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have
them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over
the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who was looking

where's the rest of it? Whats the punch line?

Sorry! I thought it had all been copied.........


"for bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

That totally messed up the whole thing..........nuts.


:oops:

Panjo 2 04-06-2011 12:39 AM

It's still funny!!!

Moonglow 04-06-2011 03:16 AM

I bet that got everybody's attention. It's very funny.

frauhahn 04-06-2011 04:12 AM

Very funny, once you read the punchline-don't ya just hate when that happens?

Liz aka Helen 04-06-2011 01:07 PM

lol - I like the punch line had to wait till I got home from work to read it. Thanks

amma 04-06-2011 01:57 PM

ROFLMBO

Gramof6 04-06-2011 02:22 PM

ROFLOL That is hilarious! LOL Thank You for the laugh.


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