Date: Saturday, October 2, 2010, 9:49 PM
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man!" the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage end to it all. I buy a drink. I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some jack-ass shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me - how's your day going?" |
Some days are just like that, aren't they? You are one funny lady! Thanks for all the laughs!
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Too funny
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What a twist at the end. Thanks for the laugh.
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Oh woe is me!
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Funny!
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Thanks for the laughs
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