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auntpiggylpn 11-02-2011 06:29 AM

The bagpiper - Funny!
 
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director
To play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or
Friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Tennessee back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical
Man, I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone
And the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew
Left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of
The grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't
Know what else to do, so I started to play..

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out
My heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never Played before for this homeless man.

And as I played ' Amazing Grace ,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I
Wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and
Started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full..

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never
Seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for
Twenty years."

littlehud 11-02-2011 06:40 AM

Funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Linda - K. 11-02-2011 08:46 AM

I have to forward this to my cousin. Her husband plays the bagpipes. So funny!

QuiltnNan 11-02-2011 09:27 AM

:D :D :D thanks

butterflies5518 11-02-2011 09:29 AM

love this, thanks for the chuckle

Willa 11-02-2011 01:50 PM

Lolololololololol

doll-lady 11-02-2011 01:55 PM

this is so funny.

Ileen 11-02-2011 03:49 PM

THIS IS TO fUNNY!!!!!!!!!

jillnjo 11-02-2011 04:22 PM

Thanks for a good laugh!!

alikat110 11-02-2011 05:46 PM

Lol.....to, to funny. Needed a good laugh rt now!


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