A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge ...........so he stops.



He asks ,"What are you doing?"



"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.



While he did not want to appear insensitive, he

didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"



So, she does.



After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was

the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent

you are wasting! Why are you

committing suicide?"








"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."

:Oh my!

Chuckle, chuckle!

Hehehehe, wasn't expecting that.

Oh my goodness. You got me there.

YIKES !! she (he) might just get Pushed!!

....and then the biker shoved him off the bridge.

hehehe..

Bahahahahaha!!!!

VERY Funny - now that reminds me of this joke

A cabbie picks up a Nun

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't
want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm
going to a Halloween party."

Both are good ones. HA! HA!

OMG!!!! Tooo funny!!! LOL

Both are too funny, thanks!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

How funny~~HEEEEEE :thumbup:

Good way to start the day.

Oh my those are cute, Thank You

Both of them are good ones. Thanks for my morning laugh.

LOL!

LOL

Great story! :lol:

funny, funny, funny

You cracked me up....AGAIN :thumbup: :thumbup:

LOL i needed that ty

Funny!

ha ha ha

LOL....:)

LOLOLOLOLOL...........

Oh my word, I can't stop laughing, my sides hurt. Stop please. :):):):P:P

funny i will tell my husband to be careful he rides a harley

OMG!!!!! :-)

had to copy both those "chucklers" and forward to "non-QBers"

ditter does it again! thanks!!