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Charlee 01-24-2011 06:32 PM

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London 's most expensive hotels.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She explode and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."


The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use." 'But I didn't use them," she said.


''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow , and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.


No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"
The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for $50.00."


''That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

shawnemily 01-24-2011 06:33 PM

LOL!!!

Maggie_1963 01-24-2011 06:49 PM

That was sooooo funny!!! :lol:

cjomomma 01-24-2011 06:51 PM

Oh my goodness! I could see my DH's grandmother doing something like that. Thanks for the laugh!!!

amma 01-24-2011 06:55 PM

LMBO

MaryStoaks 01-24-2011 06:56 PM

Thanks Charlee!

isnthatodd 01-24-2011 06:58 PM

Gave Hubby and I a giggle, that's for sure :lol: Thanks.

littlehud 01-24-2011 07:38 PM

Good one. And so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

np3 01-24-2011 07:43 PM

Oh, wouldn't you like to do something like that at times?

sewwhat85 01-24-2011 08:55 PM

lol

caldreamgal 01-24-2011 09:28 PM

LOL love it.. !!!

C.Cal Quilt Girl 01-24-2011 09:37 PM

LOL.... :) or three !!

sew_southern 01-25-2011 03:00 AM

Oh, that's good!! :)

quiltgrammyt2 01-25-2011 04:10 AM

LOL!!!! :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

ibequilting1 01-25-2011 04:38 AM

So funny,don't mess with us mature ladies.lol

Tussymussy 01-25-2011 04:41 AM

thank you for the giggle. I saw something in our national news and think that this actually happened!

dungeonquilts 01-25-2011 05:41 AM

LOL...

CarrieAnne 01-25-2011 05:49 AM

lol!

maryb119 01-25-2011 05:57 AM

Love it!!!

CGail 01-25-2011 06:39 AM

Cute joke. - Cynthia

Ditter43 01-25-2011 07:08 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

mrs theo 01-25-2011 07:13 AM

Never mess with a wise woman! LOL


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