Burglary in Florida


When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.
What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high-grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars. "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.

OMG! Hysterical!

Too funny!!!!!

Ewwwwwww!

Too funny for words!

I was TRYING to read this over the phone to my daughter, and was laughing so hard I couldn't do it! I had to send it to her! You make me laugh so hard Ditter!

"No hard feelings, have a nice day"
Hahahahaha! to funny

That just has to be the most justifiable hoot of the century.

Thanks for another reason to laugh today, Ditter!

Waaayyyy too funny!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha