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LeeJay 12-31-2010 11:56 AM

Happy New Year!
>
> A PRACTICAL SOLUTION TO FINDING INNER PEACE!
>
>
>
> I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
> use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on
> the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The
> way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and
> have never finished."
>
> So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
> finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
> of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos,
> the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
> some Doritos, Salsa, a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.
>
>
>
>
>
> ...You have no idea how freak'n calm I feel right now.

Maggiesmom 12-31-2010 11:57 AM

Funnnny.

lindy 12-31-2010 12:00 PM

Oh, yeah!

lisalovesquilting 12-31-2010 12:04 PM

Love it. Thanks for the laugh.

sueisallaboutquilts 12-31-2010 02:14 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... I like that kind of advice :D

just_the_scraps_m'am 12-31-2010 02:24 PM

i'd still be going around in circles if i tried that!

joyceelaine1951 12-31-2010 02:25 PM

I guess I had better look around but, I won't find any alcohol here other than rubbing . LOL

auntmag 12-31-2010 02:31 PM

Sounds like you need your stomach pumped.

leaha 12-31-2010 02:38 PM

sounds like fun LOL

jojosnana 12-31-2010 02:41 PM

A good one!

SherryLea 12-31-2010 03:21 PM

I'm not a big Dr Phil fan but I love this idea. Here I come 2011

gypsyquilter 12-31-2010 03:30 PM

classic!!

Kooklabell 12-31-2010 03:32 PM

Now that's some good advice!!! I would have liked to have been there to help you finish things :)

ibequilting1 12-31-2010 04:28 PM

Works for me. lol

sandraa 12-31-2010 06:32 PM

Got a good laugh out of that one :lol:

Grace Amidon 12-31-2010 06:37 PM

I am LOL so hard it hurts.Just what I needed.Keep up your great humor!!!Happy NY fromVermont

CarrieAnne 12-31-2010 06:39 PM

lol!

littlehud 12-31-2010 07:23 PM

That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

azwendyg 12-31-2010 07:24 PM

Great advice. I'd better get started!!!

ilovetosew 12-31-2010 07:32 PM

Very funny! We finished off a few things tonight too! ;)
Janie

klarina 12-31-2010 07:50 PM

will follow your recipe... lol

sewwhat85 12-31-2010 09:45 PM

lol


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