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eimay 03-14-2011 07:51 AM

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver-haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh.....

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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Lacelady 03-14-2011 07:57 AM

Funny, but will I end up like this too?

MrsM 03-14-2011 08:06 AM

OMG that is funny...me in a few years.

debp33 03-14-2011 08:13 AM

funny!

eimay 03-14-2011 08:14 AM


Originally Posted by Lacelady
Funny, but will I end up like this too?

Only if you eat corn flakes.

Izaquilter 03-14-2011 09:06 AM

LOL good one

Tropical 03-14-2011 09:28 AM

That was funny. I bookmarked it to read to my Mom. She is a little silver haired lady who loves doing jigsaw puzzles. My DH laughed, too.

mom-6 03-14-2011 10:02 AM

Had seen this before as a blonde and her boyfriend...


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