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Ditter43 08-22-2011 04:26 PM

A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the 'Chicken Surprise'.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.


Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.


’Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.


Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.


'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'


The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'


(You're going to love this. You're going to hate yourself for loving this!)










'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck'.
(please ... no fowl language!)

clynns 08-22-2011 04:30 PM

Now that is cheep, cheep. LOL

sewgull 08-22-2011 04:37 PM

still laughing.

MawMaw B 08-22-2011 05:13 PM

Thanks so much for supplying something to laugh at :roll: :lol:

QuiltnNan 08-22-2011 05:21 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mariposa 08-22-2011 05:30 PM

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Blue Bell 08-22-2011 05:46 PM

LOL

nativetexan 08-22-2011 05:52 PM

should have known!! you got me!!! :thumbup:

Murphy 08-22-2011 05:53 PM

Oh, Ditter. That is waaaaay tooooooo funny. Thank you for sharing.

Murphy 08-22-2011 05:54 PM

Oh, Ditter. That is waaaaay tooooooo funny. Thank you for sharing.

Murphy 08-22-2011 05:54 PM

Oh, Ditter. That is waaaaay tooooooo funny. Thank you for sharing.

cctx. 08-22-2011 05:55 PM

Ha! Ha!

Patty Patches 08-22-2011 06:43 PM

Good one.lol

Tink's Mom 08-22-2011 07:31 PM

That is a good one...

lovingmama 08-22-2011 09:11 PM

;)

Tropical 08-22-2011 09:38 PM

That is SO funny at 12:35 AM. On that funny note, I'm going to bed. :)

BETTY62 08-22-2011 09:40 PM

Cute.

crafty_linda_b 08-22-2011 09:42 PM

Hmmm...makes a note to self...don't order peeking duck at the chinese resturant *L* crafty_linda_b

BrendaY 08-22-2011 10:00 PM

Love it....

alikat110 08-23-2011 06:27 PM

Didn't see that one coming!!!! Love it!!!!!

MimiLinda 08-23-2011 06:32 PM

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

asmmauer 08-23-2011 06:55 PM

Still laughing ,thanks Ditter.


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