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Ditter43 06-22-2011 08:33 AM

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.



Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.


Men are like that, you know.

bluteddi 06-22-2011 08:37 AM

ohoh.. * looking down at the girls....* I'd be in trouble... LOL

Victoria L 06-22-2011 08:38 AM

LOL....very true :)

CoyoteQuilts 06-22-2011 08:38 AM

Oh Ditter, WHERE do you find these????? ROFLOL--did not expect that one....

Painiacs 06-22-2011 08:57 AM

Did not expect that end! I would be in BIG trouble! Lol

QuiltnNan 06-22-2011 08:59 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

just_the_scraps_m'am 06-22-2011 09:10 AM

sounds like a reality check.......

Ileen 06-22-2011 09:38 AM

Very Funny!!

Anael 06-22-2011 09:58 AM

LOL I would be in big trouble too

ontheriver 06-22-2011 10:20 AM

LOL

lllog 06-22-2011 10:26 AM

Not all men, personally I perfer smaller boobs.

Lanny

Crabby Patty 06-22-2011 10:49 AM

Move over girls I'm heading to the altar. HaHaHaHa

bjrusty 06-22-2011 03:17 PM

lol Barb

grammajojo 06-22-2011 03:42 PM

Cute! Love your jokes

Stitchit123 06-22-2011 06:57 PM


Originally Posted by bluteddi
ohoh.. * looking down at the girls....* I'd be in trouble... LOL

I guess I won't be going to the alter either

:lol:

alikat110 06-22-2011 07:53 PM

Thank you!!!!

MaryStoaks 06-22-2011 10:02 PM

Thank you Ditter!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:

Amythyst02 06-22-2011 10:18 PM

too funny : )


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