Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
Door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
Old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
The right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
Shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
Down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing
Both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
Underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and
Hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing,
Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
Embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in
The bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to
A tractor'."

[Don't make me 'splain this to you!]

Bad, bad, bad.........

Groan ... but made me smile.

I did not see that coming!!! :mrgreen:

Well, took me a few minutes, lol!!!!!!!!!

LOL, cute.

Oh my.......I am laughing so hard I spit out my coffee.

:lol::lol::lol:

lol

omg, cleaning the monitor screen, lol

LOL! :-P

very funny!

My DH belongs to a tractor club - they are gonna love this!

That's too funny!! I can't wait to tell my husband that one. I'll just have to make sure he isn't drinking or eating anything!!!

Groan....... but funny!

That was a good 'un!!! I love country humor!!! It cracks me up, since I come from a long line of country people from Missouri, and we spent many evenings sitting around telling jokes and 'splainin' punch lines!!! Hahahaha!! :thumbup: :-o

Oh, that was so funny hahahah

I got it. O.K I had to read it out loud. Just love it.

LMAO!!!!!

rofl

that is funny ROFLMAO!!!! OMG I think your talking about my uncle Tee hee !!!

Too funny, am sending this to all my farmer friends.

Enjoyed this one, lol

I was wondering as I was reading until the punch line...
All that comes to mind is "You might be a redneck."
Thank You for the smile :)

lol

I had to read the last line twice. Funny!

:D :-D :-D :-D

Made me laugh out loud. Good one!

OMG!!!!! Lots of laughter at my work...we do a lot of farm loans, as well as husbands of two of our gals work for local farm equipment dealers...one a John Deere, and one at Case/New Holland, so this one really hit the funny bone here. Thanks!!

Patti