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kountrykreation 07-26-2012 04:44 AM

Cowboy Tombstone
 
COWBOY TOMBSTONE Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah ! I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest
Headstone' contest? His five rules for a happy life are as follows:

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other, or you could end up dead like me

burchquilts 07-26-2012 10:36 PM

Too funny! And true!!!

KathyPhillips 07-27-2012 11:31 PM

Someone emailed this to me, but I didn't have the info about who the Cowboy was and where the cemetary is. Guess it is for real?? One of my thrice divorced friends, said he had been married to 3 of these!


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