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jeank 09-19-2011 01:07 PM

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.
"Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress.
After all, it's your special day.''

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress?
You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''

bluteddi 09-19-2011 01:17 PM

HEHHEHEEHE sounds like something I would do..... oh... wait... does that make me the *B* word? who cares...

slstitcher 09-19-2011 01:24 PM

That was great!

patty04 09-19-2011 01:50 PM

lol

Jan in VA 09-19-2011 05:30 PM

Great!!
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, LOL! Or creative revenge. :mrgreen:

Jan in VA

Joan 09-19-2011 05:31 PM

:P

Gramma B 09-19-2011 06:04 PM

Ouch!

cmagee84 09-20-2011 10:56 AM

Strong woman!! And Smart! :)

SharonTheriault 09-20-2011 11:43 AM

Cute, funny, and I like the mother.


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