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mollymct 08-24-2010 05:42 PM

That is hilarious!! I bet he wasn't so quick to fall asleep the next time...or did he ever babysit again? Lol.

Ms. Shawn 08-24-2010 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by Ditter43
Several years ago my stepdaughter in Alabama was moving. My hubby went up to watch the two children the day of the move. Our DGD was still in diapers, DGS is a year older.

Well hubby can fall asleep at the drop of a hat. While he napped, DGD had a bm and DGS was helping her take off the dirty diaper. The object in the diaper fell to the floor. DGD was running away from the mess and for some unknown reason her brother picked it up and threw it at her. SPLAT, it hit the wall. Not to be outdone, she picked it up and threw it back at him. Then they proceeded to finger paint the wall!

About this time DH was awakened by the screams and laughing and ran to see what was going on. As fate would have it, he stepped on the poop and tracked it across the carpet.

You can imagine the mess he had to clean up! All because he took a nap at the wrong time!!! He didn't think it was funny at the time, but we laugh about it now!

OMG!!! Ditter, :lol: :lol: :lol: LOL! I laughed so much I almost started to cry!!! :cry: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :XD: Way to go Mr. Ditter :thumbup: :XD:

franie 08-24-2010 05:52 PM

Hilarious!

sueisallaboutquilts 08-24-2010 06:55 PM

Geeezzzzzzzzzz you can make real life jokes!!! hee hee

pab58 08-24-2010 06:55 PM

OMGoodness!!! Even your true stories are hysterical!!! Keep 'em coming!! :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:

quilter2 08-24-2010 07:18 PM

OMG, what kids won't do, that was so funny. Thanks for sharing.

Tallulah 08-24-2010 07:29 PM

That would teach him not to nap while watching the grands!
What a funny story! Made me lol.

Ditter43 08-24-2010 07:43 PM

Yes, he did babysit again when they were older! Our youngest two we see frequently. When their Mom asks who they want to watch them,my DGD always says Grandma cause she plays with us and doesn't take naps!
My hubby likes to tell people he is good in bed......or on the couch or in a chair. If he stops for any length of time and relaxes, snoring is soon to follow. :D

Rebecca VLQ 08-25-2010 03:53 AM

OMG, soooo funny! And I get to laugh twice as hard because I have a DS who is almost done potty training. "In the beginning" he ripped his diapie off with a load in it, and proceeded to use his Fisher Price "popper" (you know, the ones with the balls?) to "vaccuum" the offensive package into the carpet!

I thought he was just having a good time.

He was having SUCH a good time there was a giant brown stain about 3x3 feet in front of the TV. And I wasn't taking a nap....I was just running around the house...probably cleanin up other stuff!

clem55 08-25-2010 05:56 AM

OMG!! I can just picture both scenes. I have two sons that are 2 years apart, and what one didn't think of , the other one did. Forty years later and they still manage to think up some good ones for me.


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