Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?



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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



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Why do you drive on parkways and park in driveways?



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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?



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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

LOL Good Ones :D:D:D

Oh so funny. Thanks for my laugh today.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

so funny..DH and me had a great laugh

LOL How do you do this???? Do you stay awake at night? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Love your posts!!!

he,he. every time i put eye liner on- i open my mouth!! i do wonder why we do that?

Boy howdy!! Now you got me thinking!! LOL

Thank you ! I needed a chuckle !

This is odd. Ditter at one time in my life I have wondered all these things!!!! Are you a psychic or a mind reader???? I know one thing tho, you have the best sense of humor I have ever come across!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your friends in your town must love you to death. A Ditter joke a day, keeps the doctor away. Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good ones! Thank you Ditter.

I'm still wondering......

ME TOO!

Thank you Ditter.

Those are good! I don't wear mascara but I am going to ask DD's if they can put mascara on with their mouth's closed.

Thanks!

you're soooo funny Ditter!!!!thank you, I needed that!

Yeah, we've wondered, now that you make us wonder more, did you come up with any answers? Love your humor!!

Really makes you ponder things. Thanks for some fun reading.

if there are really psychics at those hotlines, why don't they call me instead of me calling them?

Thank You for the chuckles today. I have always wondered about the Drive Way & Park Way thing. Hmmm Got to go ponder some more. ;)

i have wondered about these too.

Really makes one ponder!

Food for thought--you always perk up my day.

Thank you Ditter you always make my day!

Thanks for sharing! Life is a wonder!

Have you also wondered about menses and menstral cramps, both begin with men and all three are pain in the yu know where.

You made my day today...I love your sense of humor..Keep it up. Grannie J.

Love it

All of these are food for thought!!

So glad for a laugh. Yesterday I ordered a pattern on the computer to be sent online nd today I got email from everywhere including a match me with a date folks and I am very old and very married. T as like a flood. I could not stop it so your ponderings have greatly eased my stress. My son said if I ordered on line I could get this mess and he will be sure to say I told you so and he is right.