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Ditter43 07-19-2011 07:04 AM
.LESSON 101

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that's easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED. I beg to differ because there is:

When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE!”

And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED!”

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are . . .. "COMPLETELY FINISHED!”

LESSON IS OVER.

erstan947 07-19-2011 07:08 AM
:thumbup:

M.E.H. 07-19-2011 07:13 AM
LOVE IT!!!! :lol:

Sunny580 07-19-2011 07:27 AM
Good one Ditter!!

loves_2_quilt 07-19-2011 07:28 AM
8-)

janell2009 07-19-2011 07:39 AM
I love that... hehehhe

Nanamoms 07-19-2011 07:47 AM
See, English is not so hard!! ROFL

MawMaw B 07-19-2011 08:51 AM
So true! Keep 'em coming Ditter!

blossom808 07-19-2011 08:59 AM
funny thanks for the smile

alikat110 07-19-2011 09:28 AM
Roflmao


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