EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH



There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do





Can I get an AMEN!!

LOL!!!! really good one

AMEN!

LOL, very cute!

OOOOOOOO that was GOOD!!!!! Thanks sooooooo very much for sharing!

That really IS a good one :thumbup:

Loved it especially the part about Jesus being a women, even my DH laughed at that one. Thank you for the laugh.

Mine did too!
Double Amens from here.

Good one.

Amen!

AMEN and AMEN.

I tell my family I will be late for my own funeral because I will find something that needs done on the way.