I recentlly convinced my DH to take an exercise class for people over 50. He was not really keen on the idea but agreed to go. The teacher was very welcoming and the other class members were very friendly. We started with some stretches, not too bad. Then we started at the neck and went down the body, stretching and exercising as we went. My DH agreed that it was not too bad. As the class progressed we got to the ab part of the class. Everyone got their mats and layed down on them. I should tell you that I am the type of person that has a great sense of humor and can have a bit of trouble not laughing when something is funny. Anyway, there we are, all laying out on our mats and starting the dreaded ab portion. That is when the rectal recital began. It was like stereo! One butt trumpet would sound and then an answer from somewhere else in the room. I could not continue, I just layed there trying to smother my laughter while my husband gave me dirty looks and turned redder by the minute. Then it happened! My DH joined the chorus! Finally we stood up, me with tears of laughter running down my face, or in my ears, put our mats away, did a little more stretching and left. My DH says he will not go back with me, he will go by himeslf, but not with me. I may never get him to do anything together again.

Operative word.....over 50!! Happens every time!! Very funny :lol:

Jan in VA

Funny

That is hillarious!!!! I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. Your story made my morning. Love it!!!! I'm forwarding this on to my mother.....whom I am sure can relate to it. :D

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Maybe that's why my 60-ish BIL takes water aerobics classes? All you'd get are silent bubbles.

ROFL!! Never thought of that!

way too funny!

at least it sounds like he will go back

LOL

That's why I did the yoga class ONLY once but then I changed to H2O therapy also. bubbles, bubbles are alot better than trumpet sounds.

OMG too funny!! I can't stop laughing :D:D

Oh my husband does that all the time joins the chorus in his work out group! Seems to be common thing among the men :) Too funny!!!

That's one of the "blessings" of having a colostomy bag - I get to choose where and when!

rectal recital.. too funny!

LOL - that is why I workout at home!

Rectal recital...bitt trumpet...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH..I;M DYING HERE...hahahahhaahahahahahaha

Too Funny! My Grandkids are looking at me like I'm crazy! So this is one of the many "wonderful" things I have to look forward to next month when I turn the big 50! LOL Thanks for the laugh!

now that is funny! and embarrassing too!

Been there done that! Story was quite a hoot!

I'm a day late with this but thanks for my morning laugh, or should I say choke?, cause I laughed until I choked. I am pretty well known for the variety of musical instruments I have at my disposal, so, I really had a good laugh.

I'm surprised that he is willing to even go back!!!
ha ha ha

Sent this on to my family. That is funny

Nothing better for your health than a good belly laugh!

You had me laughing and crying like a fool...Thanks!

I would bet that if you sent that to America's Funniest Videos, you would be a sure winner....

Too Funny. I can't stop laughing.

I could hardly finish reading this. I was laughing so hard and water was in my eyes I couldn't see. I am sending this to some friends so they equally have the same laugh as I did. My belly hurt and the dogs were looking at me as if I was nuts. Hahaha. I certainly can relate.

I am going to start excercize at the YMCA and I am over 50. Now I am scared to death to go!!! Was a funny though. I would have been like you cracking up and not being able to stop.

now thats funny

I laughed till the tears rolled. You not only laugh well, but you tell a good story! Thanks for sharing.

that is so funny, I'm still laughing

love this, laughing again at all you funny women!

That's why I prefer water aerobics. ;D

Look up Methane Man on youtube!