A day without laughter is a wasted day. - Groucho Marx

If you can't say what you really want to say, just tell them to "have a nice day". FIL

See a penny pick it up, all the day you'll have good luck.

The only dumb question is the one you don't ask.

The eyes are never full.
Thats a long row to hoe.
That's sharper "n" a hounds tooth

My mother's favorite was "Busy Hands are Happy Hands". To this day I get frustrated when I hear it.

Don't be sorry, be careful!

For those who have dogs will understand this one.

I want to be the person my dog thinks I am.

When You look at your life,
the greatest happinesses are
family happinesses

My grandmother used to say that something was "common as pig tracks" or "rare as hen's teeth". Not quite a saying, but I love the image.

Idle hands are the devil's workshop-from my grandmother.
Today is the tomorrow in which you were going to do so much yesterday.
She was as pure as the driven snow.
He is as handy as a pay toilet in a dirreaha ward.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Pretty is as pretty does.