Playing possum.
Three sheets to the wind.
Slippery as a greased pig.
Once in a blue moon.

Never say never
Better late then never

Never say never
Better late then never

It's the best thing since sliced bread
See ya later aligator, after while crocodile

Never go on a long road trip with a child that has just learned how to whistle.

don't count your chicks before they're hatched.
He who laughs first laughs last.
M is for mom not maid.
D is for dad not dollars.
It doesn't matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop. (confucius)
The squeaky wheel gets the attention.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Don't be a sourpuss.
Respect your elders.
Wrinkles don't mean you're old they mean you lived. (mom)
In a pigs eye.
when pigs fly.

I made a quilt for my Dad - he loved all of the old sayings too. Especially "The apple never falls too far from the tree"

I embroidered lots of sayings on the quilt.

quiltingboard.com/pictures-f5/dads-quilt-t36664 Hope you can bring it up, it was a labor of love.

A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips!

A whistling woman and a crowing hen is sure to come to no good end
The world is going to Hell in a hand basket.
As you sew , so shall you rip :)

I used to like to whistle and my mother told me, "Whistling girls and cackling hens always come to some bad end."