Quiltingboard Forums - A Female Joke

There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I
consider a true female joke.

I offer it to you in the hopes
that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will
love it!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare
and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could
offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered
to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,
no matter how kinky, for $20.00...

on one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The
man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand
along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his
eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and
meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."

(YOU GO, GIRL!)