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QuiltnNan 10-26-2011 07:34 AM

Why don’t skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with!

What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet!

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers!

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough!

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch!

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!

lovingmama 10-26-2011 07:35 AM

Cute!

Blue Bell 10-26-2011 07:37 AM

those are great! thanks for sharing!

thequilterslink 10-26-2011 09:41 AM

cute! Just sent to my neices

KarenK 10-26-2011 02:26 PM

Thanks! I know several children who will enjoy these.

Murphy 10-26-2011 04:17 PM

Har, har, har. I like jokes that can be shared with children. Thanks for the chuckles.

knitnnan 10-26-2011 04:19 PM

:thumbup:


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