How dry is in in your neck of the woods, corner of the pasture, street corner? Let us know by finishing this sentence:

"It's so dry..........."

Here're a couple to get you started--

"It's so dry the cows are giving powdered milk!"

"It's so dry here the trees are chasing dogs."

It's so dry my toes look like raisins BEFORE I get in the bath.

It's so dry I'm crying salt.

It's so dry the fire department cited me for my hot flashes.

It's so dry my houseplants are turning toward the fish tank instead of the sun.

It's so dry I go to the garden for a baked patato.

It's so dry, all the mosquitoes around here are packing canteens.

It's so dry I saw two trees fighting over a dog

I don't have one, but these are great! Thank you!

It's so HOT and dry that we go to Hobby Lobby's Christmas section just to generate thoughts of a cooler season. Makes me feel better anyway :-P

It's so dry here that the corn is popping in the fields