Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The short one, Jackie leaned over and said,

'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'

'You're on!' said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 bill.

So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement... !'


Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly

Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret anything that made you smile!

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Love it!!

Love this one!!! :D

Good reason to stay away from flower shows!! :lol:

I'm roaring over this one!!!!!!!!!! Thanks :D:D

Hilarious Ditter!

Oh, Ditter! What would we do without you?!? The whole family roared at that one.

:::wince::: lol!

:lol: :lol: Good ONe! :lol:

Score another one for you, Ditter. :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks for the laugh, Ditter! You sure find some good ones!

Oh Ditter. What a hoot.

I don't know what we would do without you Ditter!!!!LOL

You did it again. Started my day off with a laugh. Thank you so much.

LOL!

Oh how funny.

loved it!

thank you again Ditter, some one here said i get excited alot about things, lifes to short not to!!!!!

I'm going to have to forward that to a fellow gardener! We both are "dried arrangements" at our age!

Loved it and sent it to my lady friends!!! Thanks!

Still laughing!!!!

Oh, Ditter, where do you find such cuties?

Another great one Ditter. Where do you find them Ha Ha

LOLHEHeLove your stories.

You did it again, Ditter. Love your funnies.

LOL! Thanks for sharing

Oh my God, you did it again ! I burst out laughing, my dogs looked at me, whats wrong with you. I enjoy your jokes so much, they really make my day, thanks !

That's a good one, Ditter. Thanks for the laugh. :)