My brother sends me these. Guess that is why all refer to girls(women)


A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(keep shuddering!!)



I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I! should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
Unbelievable- but true...she said "yes ! I better get that battery right away before I get locked out of my car again...."



Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper, just five sheets left- What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!

Too funny. Brothers are great for this fun stuff (smile). Thanks for sharing.

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Very cute! Thanks for the giggles

Very funny.

Great, tell him we all had a chuckle.

Funny

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To funny!!!! but the one about the keys Hits to close to home!!
I was at the store and my Key phob was not working! and Over and over I tryed :lol: Called my Hubby and He drives down and we both drive back in his car toward home about 1 block we both start :lol: :lol: IT hits us how STUPID!!! WE HAVE KEYS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Haha! I also heard a true story of someone who actually called a tow truck when their remote stopped working.

True story: 20 or more years ago we had an older employee that quit her job when we were first going to computers because she didn't want to catch a computer virus!