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willferg 03-08-2012 08:21 AM

Funny...
 
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.

buslady 03-08-2012 08:40 AM

Yea, she can, and she can use those clubs she's carrying to keep him in line

QuiltnNan 03-08-2012 10:07 AM


Originally Posted by buslady (Post 5041896)
Yea, she can, and she can use those clubs she's carrying to keep him in line

I'm not sure which is funnier, the orig post or this one :D


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