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Knot Sew

04-22-2009 01:16 PM

A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."

On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."

The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound :wink:

amma	04-22-2009 01:47 PM

Good One Ruth :lol: :roll: :lol:

sewjoyce

04-22-2009 01:50 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ninnie

04-22-2009 02:21 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

tlrnhi

04-22-2009 03:00 PM

LMAO!!!

littlehud

04-22-2009 07:24 PM

Tee Hee. So funny. Thanks for the laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:

alaskasunshine

04-22-2009 07:30 PM

You crack me up.LOL Pun

beachlady

04-22-2009 07:30 PM

LMBO

adyldrop

04-22-2009 08:03 PM

lol :lol: that was funny :lol:

fluffbug95

04-23-2009 10:53 AM

Lol. I read it a few times and still didn't get it. Then I read it to my Mom and asked her. Makes since now! :D LMBO!

quilter1962

04-23-2009 03:15 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ah Ruth you always brighten my day - :wink:

Tisha

quiltnut4ever

04-23-2009 03:20 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: a good one!

azam	04-23-2009 09:59 PM

Good one!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks for the chuckle!

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