How Many Dogs Do You Need to Change a Lightbulb?

Boxer
Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Labrador Retriever
Oh, me, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze? Please, please, please?


Golden Retriever
The day is young. The sun is shining. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside the house worrying about a burned out bulb?
Jack Russell Terrier
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the furniture and walls.

Cocker Spaniel
Why bother changing it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Australian Shepherd

First, let me put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Rottweiler
Try and make me.

Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or - We don't need no stinkin' light bulb!

Border Collie
Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring I find that's not up to code.

Old English Sheep Dog
What light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see any light bulb!

German Shepherd
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people out of the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed anyone and made one last perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Dachshund

You know I can't reach that dumb lamp!

Poodle
Let me just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails should be dry.

Cute:)

Love it!

Love it! Thanks!

That about covers it! lol

Funny! perfectly fits my labrador! lol

Now that there's funny!

Funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Cute! Thank you!

That's cute and I have a dashound if he wants something he climbs for it. He gets under my light on my end table and sleeps I think he is getting the heat from the bulb. He thinks he is a cat.