My daughter is 2. We were at the zoo and she saw a peacock for the first time. She ran up screaming, "it's a chicken butterfly!!"

When my daughter was 4, she had a mop of red hair. Apparently she grew tired of everyone asking her where her hair came from, as the next person who asked that got the reply, "It grew out of my head."

all so funny

when our youngest daughter was about 3 yrs old she got up an came running into the den where i was at and she said," momma I can fly" to which I said,"uh no honey you cannot". she gave me this look of who do you think you are and off she went. The next thing I hear is a big thud and I took off running to see what she was doing. There she was lying on the dinning room floor, she looked up at me and said," momma I flapped my arms like this ( she moved her arms up and down like they were wings) but I did not fly. she was so upset poor thing had a dream an she was flying so she just knew she could.

OMG these stories are too too funny and they remind me of things my DD did. Once she had a cold and we went to the Dr. She was about 13. We were in the office and the Dr. came in and looked at her really seriously, he had no sense of humor, and asked her, "what is comming out of your nose?" She looked at me as if to say, "Is he serious?!?!?!" and then she turned to him and said, "SNOT!!!!!" I thought I would fall off the chair I was laughing so hard!!! he was NOT amused.

When my son was almost 4 we went shopping at K-Mart with my Mom and 8 yrold sister. Another child was having a screaming fit In a very loud and serious voice he said ''If that was my kid he'd be flipped over a knee'' He beat Gramma to the punch line The little screamer shut right up tho As Art Linkletter always said "Kids say the darndest things'

I always told my daughters that "momma's don't fart, they just play music." One day the inevitable happened in line at a grocery store. My oldest one, Mia, said "momma, you need to change your tune."

We had gone out to eat and when the waitress brought our drinks, my 5 year old said rather loudly, I'm not drinking out of a jelly jar.

When my daughter was around 4 we were driving in the car to run errands. I was driving to the next town. I could get there by going 2 different ways. She must have asked where we were going, so I said Westboro. I'm taking the back road (usually less traffic).She said "how come we don't take the FRONT road"? I laughed my butt off, no wait a minute...It's still there LOL

I think this is the best one!

My second husband (my DD stepfather) had a saying, "Eat it, it's good for you. It will make you poop!" I kept telling him that was not the thing to say to a 5-6-7-8 year old.... So one night as we were at a Spaghetti supper sponsored by his mothers church guess what came out of my DD's mouth as she passed the lettuce salad to him? Yep, you got it! The best part was the gentleman that played the organ and his wife were sitting right across the table from us...... I never heard him say that again....

We were having a very gray winter in No. Idaho. One day it started to clear, and my 3 year old DS looked up to the sky and said, "Blue clouds!" This was evidentally the first time in his memory that he had seen blue sky.

His brother was about the same age when in the fall he saw the leaves falling and started crying that all the trees were dying... we told him that they would get their leaves back again in the spring.