Couch.

Shower or bathe?

Shower, once in awhile a nice soak though.

Hamburgers plain or with the works

Don't eat beef at all, so no burgers for me. When I did, it was with most of the works.

Cut your own grass or hire someone?

Yeah, my husband :D

Fruit trees on your property or none

No fruit trees, just two spindly blueberry not-bushes that don't want to grow.

Mulch with: wood chips, peat moss, newspaper, grass clippings, or stones?

Wood chips.

MASH - Trapper John or B. J. Hunnicutt

Don't watch it

Are you suggestible or not?

Porsche

Donuts or turnovers

Either. (Should be neither, lol.)

Glitter nail polish or not?