getting up from the floor-----acrobatics

acrobatics ----- circus

circus--elephants gone wild

true story.. a fellow in Oklahoma hit an escaped circus elephant in the fog. ruined the car. Elephant walked off. Can you imagine
....telling the insurance company

Cleaned lady - think that’s me!

telling the insurance company = = = my dog ate the paperwork

Dog at the paperwork - Do kids still use that one?

Do kids still use that one? "They're not my cigarettes, I'm keeping them for my friend."

I'm keeping them for my friend----yeah right

yeah right---------really I am