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Ditter43 08-21-2010 06:06 AM

(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed. Moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment...make it memorable.

magpie 08-21-2010 06:10 AM

That's too funny. Thanks for the chuckles.

CarrieAnne 08-21-2010 06:16 AM

LOL!

tdgiffin 08-21-2010 06:23 AM

ha Ha! I know I will be the same way down the road some day. I am not senior yet, but I am already having "those" moments! lol

cjomomma 08-21-2010 06:37 AM

Oh My Gosh!!!!! I love it, love it, love it.

litacats 08-21-2010 07:04 AM

loved it the first ime I read it still love it

C.Cal Quilt Girl 08-21-2010 08:12 AM

ROFLOL....

Just had to check in on todays funny :) around here it would be a white pickup!!

scoobertina 08-21-2010 08:14 AM

OMG, that is so going to be me... LOL.. thanks for the laugh

littlehud 08-21-2010 08:22 AM

That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Gramof6 08-21-2010 08:25 AM

ROFLOL This is a good one! LOL THank You for the morning laugh.


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