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drivingsusan 06-04-2011 06:52 PM

There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.



















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.






2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



















Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..













3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... except one. Which animal does not attend?






















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory ... Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.







4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?















Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.

star619 06-04-2011 07:12 PM

Good deal!I think I need to go back to the 3 yr.-old class.Thanks for the lesson. :oops:
Debbie

Teddybear Lady 06-04-2011 07:16 PM

Well, I just made a big, fat, F on this test. haha

Blue Bell 06-04-2011 07:22 PM

I failed the giraffe test. Will give the test to my husband and grand kids.

alikat110 06-04-2011 07:47 PM

Lmbo

Mimito2 06-04-2011 08:15 PM

F for me to.

Rhonda 06-04-2011 08:53 PM

Loved it! I sent it to my DD and my DIL

craftybear 06-04-2011 09:05 PM

rofl, thanks

gzuslivz 06-04-2011 09:36 PM

My husband got two of the questions correct. I don;t know if I'm proud or worried! lol

Painiacs 06-04-2011 11:37 PM

That's too cute!!


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