Golf humor
 

<tt>During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity</tt><o:p></o

<tt>level, and so I described a typical day this way:</tt><o:p></o


<tt>"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank</tt><o:p></o


<tt>eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up</tt><o:p></o


<tt>and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,</tt><o:p></o


<tt>crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake</tt><o:p></o


<tt>and took four "leaks" behind big trees."</tt><o:p></o


<tt>Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an</tt><o:p></o


<tt>outdoors man!"</tt><o:p></o


<tt>"No," I replied, "I'm just a very terrible golfer."</tt><o:p<o:p</o</o

cute... sent it to my brother the golfer

Will have to share this with some golfer friends. LOL.