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Ditter43 07-20-2012 01:34 PM

A good laugh!!
 
Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.'

Ed was stunned.. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.


The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground..

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

'Never,' said Ed.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming..


As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....

"Ed, wake up! You pooped in the bed!"



Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!

Latrinka 07-20-2012 01:35 PM

Haha! Tooo funny!

bstock 07-20-2012 01:41 PM

Good one!!

Teddybear Lady 07-20-2012 05:02 PM

Haha this is so funny. My mom dreamed one night she was kicking someone. She woke up just as she kicked my daddy. He woke up and asked..."why are you kicking me"?

I sleep so deeply sometimes no one can wake me. I'm hooked up to my C-pap snoozing away until they shake me. haha

Sandra-P 07-20-2012 07:51 PM

Good One! Thanks for always making me laugh.

MaryMo 07-20-2012 07:58 PM

I'm just glad I'm the only one in MY bed and that I'm not Ed's wife!!!! :D

ljptexas 07-21-2012 03:09 AM

Thanks sooo much for my first laugh of the day!!! F-u-n-n-y....
Thanks for sharing.....

janegb 07-21-2012 04:30 AM

Ditter, I LOVE your posts! Keep it up please.

JabezRose 07-21-2012 04:35 AM

Thanks, Ditter, made my eyes water laughing. What a way to start the day. Keep em coming.

bjrusty 07-21-2012 04:36 AM

You're a riot, lol. Barb

sew_southern 07-21-2012 02:49 PM

Too funny!!!

ItsJustMe 07-22-2012 07:31 AM

LOL! That is too funny!

craftymatt2 07-22-2012 07:48 AM

Oh my gosh that is so funny, still laughing, thank you ditter

CraftyCricket 07-22-2012 09:18 AM

OMG!!!!! Thats funny!!!

quilter824 07-22-2012 11:30 AM

Ah Ditter once again thanks for a good laugh!

smurfsmom 07-22-2012 04:00 PM

Ditter I don't know where you find this stuff but you always have DH & I LOL with tears. :D keep up the good work!!!

Jannie 07-22-2012 06:22 PM

That is so gross and another good reason not to drink!!


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