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okiepastor 04-15-2011 03:29 PM

A sister and brother are talking to each other when
the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa
and says, "Grandpa, please make a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "No."

The little boy goes on, "Please .. please make a
frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "No, now go play."

The little boy then says to his sister, "Go tell
Grandpa to make a frog noise."
So the little girl goes to her Grandpa and
says, "Please make
a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "I just told your brother no and
I'm telling you no."

The little girl says, "Please .. please Grandpa make
a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "Why do you want me to make a frog
noise?"

The little girl replied, "Because mommy said when
you croak we can go to Disney world!"

PJisChaos 04-15-2011 03:31 PM

ROFLMBO!!! Now that is too darn cute. :-D

Vicki W 04-15-2011 04:05 PM

Unfortunately this joke reminds me of my step grandaughter and son....They keep telling me what their Mother is going to do when they own our farm.... :roll:

I know it has to be coming from their mother....I am hopeful that she might have to wait a while, she is only 8 years younger than me and I haven't hit 50 yet.

bjnicholson 04-15-2011 04:06 PM

Tooooooooooo funnnnnny!

amma 04-15-2011 04:53 PM

ROFLMBO

Leota 04-15-2011 04:56 PM

ROFL... too funny...
hmmm wonder what GP thought...

Ramona Byrd 04-15-2011 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by Vicki W
Unfortunately this joke reminds me of my step grandaughter and son....They keep telling me what their Mother is going to do when they own our farm.... :roll:

I know it has to be coming from their mother....I am hopeful that she might have to wait a while, she is only 8 years younger than me and I haven't hit 50 yet.

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I think at this point I'd have a nice chat with DH, and maybe put the farm in a trust for the kids, if that's both your wishes, with only one of you able to break it. Not an unbreakable trust, but see a lawyer kind.

Uhh, have either of you been having some accidents you aren't sure were accidents?

Sorry, I read mysteries by the dozen every month!!! And my family is full of badge wearers!!!! None of them are very trustful people, sad to say.

Vicki W 04-15-2011 05:14 PM

I think that the kids have been hearing their parents talk.

We have wills and neither his children or mine get anything until we are both gone and good Lord willing and the creek don't rise, that will be a while.


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