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JUNEC 10-24-2011 11:26 AM

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her
Brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always
Catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap

QuiltnNan 10-24-2011 11:29 AM

:) i like #2 the best

GABBYABBY 10-24-2011 11:56 AM

I like # 10 the best.

Fabaddict 10-24-2011 12:07 PM

#10 used to work for me, now my grands use it.

JUNEC 10-24-2011 12:52 PM

#5 is sooooo true especially with Greyhounds that can graze - not that mine do.... However.....

GAgal 10-24-2011 02:27 PM

Cute! Love them all.

Murphy 10-24-2011 06:38 PM

Out of the mouths of babes! Thanks for sharing.

anniec55 10-24-2011 07:59 PM

Too cute!!

alikat110 10-25-2011 05:12 PM

how cute!!!! and how true!!!!


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