Word of warning...hit the bathroom to pee before you start reading. She is too funny My stomach hurts so much from laughing! She's written a bunch of 'em, so scroll down.

http://www.fatcatpatterns.com/Family%20Dirt.html :-D :-P

It takes a brave soul to bare all to the internet world like that. =)

I loved that, and when I wipe my eyes I'm going to send it to all my family and friends.

This was hysterical. I can't breathe from laughing so hard.

Funny Funny Funny I can't stop thinking about some of those stories ROLMBO and I find myself giggling at times.

That is hilarious! My family seems so calm and boring compared to hers.

She's so funny!

Thanks for sharing....those are hilarious.....

I needed the laugh.

TOOOOO FUNNY - she's so talented w/her writing, she should put all that in a book!!!