Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a Bad Day? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. Are Ya OK Now? - No? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What? STILL having a Bad Day? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good! There now, Feeling Better? I know i am,,,LOL*** |
LOL BW! Love the one about the Walkman - appeals to my wicked sene of humour!
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funny..reminds me of the time when we moved into our new home and there was a big huntsman spider on the wall..now.. I dont love spiders but I didnt want to kill it either so i got the broom and got him on the end of it and opened the window and shook him onto the ground and then a bird swooped down and ate it!!
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Isn't life funny.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for the laughs. My day is great now.
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OH MY!! LOL LOL LOL :mrgreen: . I'm imagining the husband and wife in the emergency room....I'm imagining the doctor and nurse trying to keep a straight face...LOL LOL LOL :mrgreen: Thanks - After falling when I got out of bed (no damage - tripped), spilling the cereal this morning, and spilling my cup of coffee.....I NEEDED this!
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