OK. From now on when I see your name on a post, I'm going to go pee FIRST!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Laughed till I cried! You sounded just like me getting ready for DD's wedding. I was way ahead of you with the snap crotch though :wink:

With the towel firmly wrapped around my glistening body, I pulled out the black lace, tummy-tucking, cellulite-pushing, ham hock-rounding girdle, and the matching "lifting those bosoms like they're filled with helium bra."

lolololol...you are way too funny. Do you write for magazines? You should. Really, this was a riot!

Now that was a great story. I could relate to everything. My 45th reunion was last year although it was really the 46th they had it a year late. Anyway we didn't go.

that was a great story

Too funny!!!!!!

Loved the story, you are a very good writer. Laughed so hard had to go pee myself. Just ask Terri! :mrgreen: Oh how can I relate to this for I have not gone to one yet, Just because of this prep work. LOL

Love your story. LOL Kids had to come see what I was laughing about.

Just loved this story too, but I sure didn't write it. Haven't made a reunion but have many friends that have and they all were a pullin' and a tuckin' everything around. Like the story, I stayed home with my pizza and chocolate! :lol:

OH Thank You I need that laugh. I just love that story. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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