Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria. Barium: What to do if CPR fails. Benign: What you are after you be eight. Cesarean Section: Someplace in Rome. CAT scan: Looking for kitty. Cauterize: Got that purty girl to look at me. Colic: A sheep dog. Looks like Lassie. Coma: A punctuation mark. D & C: Where Washington is. Dilate: To live long. Enema: Not yer friend. Fester: Quicker. Fibula: A small lie. G.I. Series: Baseball games between teams of soldiers. Hangnail: What ya hang yer coat on. Impotent: Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff: A doctor's cane. Morbid: A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates: Lower than day rates. Node: Was aware of. Outpatient: A person who has fainted. Pap Smear: A lie about someone's Pappy. Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative: A letter carrier. Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery. Rectum: Damn near killed him. Secretion: Hiding anything. Seizure: Roman emperor. Tablet: A small table. Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport. Tumor: More than one, usually three. Urine: Opposite of you're out. Varicose Vein: Veins that are very close together. |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you are too funny
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A few years back we had a "talent" show at the facility where I worked. I gave a speech about our nursing home using some of these terms and a lot of others. This can be used easily to make a very funny oratory.
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LOL...Cute !!;)
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Another funny one! I don't know where you find these but keep em coming.
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