1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Yours Sincerely,

The Dog

Oh good lord. poor cat, am waiting for the payback from the cat.

even though I really like cats, that's super funny and it sure beats cleaning the toilet yourself LOL

I've got 3 cats & 2 toilets, hmmm. :lol::lol:

I love cats dearly but this joke made me laugh til my sides ached. I can just imagine that it was the dog who thought this up. Our large black and white cat is just so mean to our dog. He will sit on the dryer waiting for the dog and swipe at him as he goes by or even lean over and bite his tail. The dog would love this!

lol!

Thanks for the laugh!!!!

I'm still laughing!

you forgot the best parts!!!!

no more shooing the neighbors cat away...here kitty kitty