as sent to me by my Dad:

A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!

But just this week, in Bryant, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now THAT's Dry!

My sister just arrived in Michigan from Plano. They are enjoying our cooler temps. :-)

You Got IT......!

... it IS dry

and its hot

Thanks, those are good ones.

Meghan in Texas

It's terrible. I'm on well water....hope I don't run out!!!

How true!

LOL so true!!!!
D
In the Texas Panhandle

ROTFL thanks for that

LOL yep it is hot and dry, even right here on the coast, we don't have a seabreeze, we have seasteam!

I'm trying so hard to not list the usual joke one-liners on how hot it is. (It's so hot the trees are whistling for dogs, etc.)

I'm trying to come up with new ones. :)