This is from the Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes website: http://notalwaysright.com/ and is supposedly from Sydney, Australia:

Customer: “There are lots of different kinds of quilt fibres. Which kind is best?”

Me: “Well, generally natural fibres are best. Wool is particularly good. It’s warm in winter and cool in summer. Plus, wool is fire resistant.”

Customer: “Well, now that I think about it, I’ve never seen a sheep on fire.”

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Lol...that's our Aussie humour :D

lol!

LMBO good one :D:D:D