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litacats 08-25-2010 07:16 AM

How to wash a cat
This was simply too much of a timesaver not to share it with you.



1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl....


2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.


3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.


4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!


5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.


6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Yours Sincerely,
the dog

mzsooz 08-25-2010 07:23 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love it!

purplefiend 08-25-2010 07:27 AM

When my son was 2, he washed the cat like that only he used
toothpaste. Poor Tiger. When I asked what he was doing, he replied: "Mama kitty dirty"
It was so hard to be stern with him....laughed myself silly
later on.

littlehud 08-25-2010 07:35 AM

Oh my so funny.

harvsstuff 08-25-2010 09:17 AM

This is cute. I sent it to friends who have cats. TY Denise

miss_ticky2 08-25-2010 11:43 AM

LOL

purplefiend 08-25-2010 01:05 PM

is it any wonder that Mr.Tiger wasn't a very nice kitty?
He was a beautiful silver/black tabby, very good mouser too.

Deecee 08-25-2010 01:10 PM

I love this.

Luckynumber7 08-25-2010 01:47 PM

LMBO! Way too funny.

rismstress 08-25-2010 01:59 PM

I have 2 cats-- I'd put both of them in at once to save time and water. They could "wash" each other. Really boost the bonding of the cats to each other. ROFLMAO Thanks for a laugh after a hard few days.
Cheryl


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