As i age, i realize that:
 

AS I AGE, I REALIZE THAT:

1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.

2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me.

4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini vacation.

7. The day the world runs out of chocolate is just too terrible to think about.

8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!

9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

10. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

11. When the kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

12. At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

:D:D:D:D ​I've noticed the floor is getting further and further away.

Love it!! I definitely am spending more time in the hereafter, as in "what am I here after?" There's a reason I slow down. Attributed to the Amish is the saying "The Hurrier I Go- the Behinder I Get".

I don't think it is just age for the "hereafter", I've been doing that since I was in my twenties.

Thanks Ditter, I hope you don't mind, I copied that and put it on my fb page, I liked it so well! Suits me to a T!

Love it ... I think 1 -10 all apply to me ... thank you for giving me a laugh jj

LOL!!! Most of them apply to me but 12 happens more than I like!

Love these sayings! Most of them apply to me!

OMG, LOL :D, Love this, thank you for the giggle today.

Funny but soooooo true.

Thanks, Ditter! Glad I wasn't drinking tea for #11..it would have been alll over the place! :p

We have to make fun of ourselves. We all laugh @ this because WE aLL do these things....
Thank You God ,,,,,We are all normall!!!!! and can make fun of ourselves for the enjoyment of it!! ( plus it seams to entertain others) lol

Love it! All the true laughs are freeing, knowing that I'm not the only one!!!

#4 is so true!

Geeze! Was this written for me????? LOL!

Yep! I can relate to every single one. Thanks for the chuckles.

Oh so true !

Thanks Ditter, they all pertain to me, but I especially like #5. Thanks for the morning laugh.
Sue

This is absolutely perfect!

Another home run, Ditter. You are a delight. These are brilliant!

Love it, Ditter. I,m sure we all can identify, LOL. Thanks for posting.

Very funny! Thanks, Ditter.

Well you painted a good picture of me. Life brings new frustrations every day. When I do something that leaves me shaking my head my DH say's old people are funny. I do my share to keep them laughing.

That's so cute. I can relate.

True as can be, and now if I do not write is down on AM list, I do not remember and do not buy it and when I get home is an Oh No moment. Yesterday I got food and forgot meds!! Glad AM is only 2 miles or a little less from here down back roads.

Thanks for posting, since after the day I had a good laugh was most desired!

You're too funny Ditter43! It's been a long while since I've been on this board... and yours is the first post I read! You've still got it!

And I thought I was just getting taller.

Great! Love it!

Great! Love it!

Thanks Ditter! I needed that! lol

LOL! Thanks for making my day! Love the list and oh so true!! Life is Good!!

i have noticed the heel on my shoe is Just as high as when I wore high heels. I wobble the same.

#6 and#12 are my favorites but, all of them describe me so well. ha ha ha

It's almost the end of one of "those days" and I just read your list. Thanks so much for lifting my spirits!!

Love this Ditter43.

Me too! I hope you don't mind. Did you make these up?

Ditter, you are the best! You always make us smile. Thanks.