Quiltingboard Forums

Quiltingboard Forums (https://www.quiltingboard.com/)
-   General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk) (https://www.quiltingboard.com/general-chit-chat-non-quilting-talk-f7/)
-   -   I dont want to compete with Ditter, but this is funny. (https://www.quiltingboard.com/general-chit-chat-non-quilting-talk-f7/i-dont-want-compete-ditter-but-funny-t196516.html)

jeank 08-02-2012 10:41 AM

I dont want to compete with Ditter, but this is funny.
 
WALKING THE DOG

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney
Along the way. The flight attendant explained that
There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board
In 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was
Blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and
Could tell the lady was blind because her Guide
Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
Throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before
Because the pilot approached her, and calling her by
Name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost
An hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'
The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would
Like to stretch his legs.'
Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill
When they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane
With a Guide dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.. .
People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change
airlines!

ptquilts 08-02-2012 10:49 AM

I can just picture it!! Funny!

burchquilts 08-02-2012 10:25 PM

LOL! That's great!

Stitchit123 08-03-2012 02:58 AM

Ah Man wheres their sense of adventure

marthe brault-hunt 08-03-2012 04:26 AM

Since you conceded the gold medal to Ditter, you surely deserve a silver medal for this one, keep training!

Caswews 08-03-2012 05:03 AM

OMG !! how funny that would be ..a random act of kindness turns into people's worst nightmare in their own minds ! I know my warped sense of humor .. LOL Thanks for sharing and items like this are always welcome .. Makes us all laugh, and somedays its really needed to laugh ..

grandmaemma 08-03-2012 05:06 AM

Love it..thank you:)

T. 08-03-2012 07:02 AM

Yes, it's funny and it's sad too. I used to use this story when I was teaching. I gave the ending with the pilot walking out with the dog first & asked the class what they would do in that situation. It always generated a lot of discussion. It's a great lesson on making an assumption/decision before you have all the information.

Carol Ann 08-03-2012 07:05 AM

Yes, I can just see this while flying overseas. Great one.

tdgiffin 08-03-2012 07:17 AM

:0) ha! Ha!


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 02:23 PM.