The originals were lol but the add-ons were just as lol. I've got tears in my eyes.

I worked for a company that provided services to the mentally and developmentally disabled. They lived in group homes or supportive living sites with staffing around the clock. One of the houses was about an hour from the main office and often sent time sheets, receipts etc to the main office by fax machine. One day, the house leader called because they were out of fax paper and couldn't receive any faxes. She also stated that she didn't think the fax was working correctly because she had put a blank piece of paper through the fax machine and faxed it to the home's fax number and didn't get a second sheet of paper. In her very blonde moment, she thought by faxing herself a blank piece of paper, she would get another sheet of paper.

the really really scary thing about all this is.......................wait for it.....................they reproduce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have another good one.. . . .I worked for a small company and we were moving into a larger warehouse. We were in the process of putting shelves up on the walls. As with most ware house walls the nail heads in the "studded walls" had been taped and mudded but never textured so every so many inches it is very obvious that nails are in the studs. My bosses husband said he had better go home and get his "stud finder" so he could locate the studs in the walls so we would be sure and nail the shelving into the studs. I had to turn away from him to keep from laughing in his face. By the time he got back we had all the shelving hung up. After using his "stud finder" to locate the studded walls he was amazed how "lucky" we had been to find the studs. I had to leave the room.........He is an mechanical engineer for HP

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