Wanda's dishwasher was broken, so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat.

Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT , under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!

I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT! "

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'

To which the parrot replied, 'Get him Spike!'

See - Men just don't listen!

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FUNNY!!!!

Cute....

Even better than the other! Thanks for the fun!

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Absolutely hilarious!

Oh I love it!!!

LOVE IT

i love that joke, i have a friend that raises parrots, and one (the african grey) is named spike, it is such a cute of a joke, you made me smile

men!

probably why i only have a boyfriend now, husbands (and i mean plural) are long gone, but bob is a posibility (he has hung around for over 5 yrs, patient man, or maybe is is a patient? ie mental, actually no, he owns his own business and works 24/7, greatest guy, even shows up to walk the dog-darn dog likes him better than me)

please laugh, that is what i need

jan in palatka